Well, cue clouds parting, angels singing, and all that jazz, because I have found the answer, and it's Tonic Site Shop. From colors to fonts, my new site (based on their Smokescreen template) is everything I ever wanted in a website — and truth time: I didn't even know such magic was possible without knowing a lick of code. My homies at TONIC completely changed my world.

The best part? The new site cost me literally ONE-EIGHTH of the price of a custom website (I would know, because I've had both!), aaaaand you can have the site of your dreams up within days.

Not only have TONIC's frankly badass, industry-leading designers Jen and Jeff built their cocktail-inspired, completely customizable templates to stand out in the internet crowd, they've also packed each one with all the strategy you need to connect with your dream clients. All YOU have to do is plug and play - add your brand content, your images, and customize to your heart's content until you're ready to go live. Boom, super dope new website that converts, DONE.

Can I get an amen if the website struggle is real? 

NO CODE. NO TEARS. NO LIMITS. MEET TONIC.

visual storyteller / entrepreneur / educator 

GO Save big on YOUR SEXY NEW SITE

Yep. Because they love me, they're giving all of my friends 20% off ANY site design in their collection (mine's the Smokescreen!) when you use the code "BETHSENTME" at checkout. So, go check them out. Your old website is already jealous.